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June 05 2015

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Beer
Mmmm, this is such a positive experience! I feel no social pressure to enjoy it at all!

June 03 2015

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Antique Factory
WARNING: This item was aged by the same inexorable passage of time that also processes nuts.

June 01 2015

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New Horizons
Last-minute course change: Let's see if we can hit Steve's house.

May 31 2015

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May 29 2015

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The BDLPSWDKS Effect
This well-known effect has of course been replicated in countless experiments.

May 27 2015

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Keyboard Mash
WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.

May 25 2015

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Bracket
I'm staring at the "doctor" section, and I can't help but feel like I've forgotten someone.

May 24 2015

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May 22 2015

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Vodka
Or whatever's handy! I'm pretty much pure alcohol and water, so it doesn't really matter!

May 20 2015

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Humans
At this point, if we're going to keep insisting on portraying dinosaurs as featherless because it's "cooler", it's time to apply that same logic to art involving bald eagles.

May 18 2015

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Placebo Blocker
They work even better if you take them with our experimental placebo booster, which I keep in the same bottle.

May 17 2015

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May 15 2015

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Emojic 8 Ball

May 13 2015

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Dimensions
I would say time is definitely one of my top three favorite dimensions.

May 11 2015

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Microdrones
Oh, weird, Amazon is out of butterfly nets.

May 10 2015

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May 08 2015

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Astronomy
Astrobiology is held back by the fact that we're all too nervous to try to balance on the ladder while holding an expensive microscope.

May 06 2015

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Sword in the Stone
That seems like an awful lot of hassle when all I wanted was a cool sword.

May 04 2015

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Degree-Off
I'M SORRY, FROM YOUR YEARS OF CONDESCENDING TOWARD THE 'SQUISHY SCIENCES', I ASSUMED YOU'D BE A LITTLE HARDER.
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