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February 07 2018

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Backpack Decisions
"This one is perfect in every way, except that for some reason it's woven from a tungsten mesh, so it weighs 85 pounds and I'll need to carry it around on a hand cart." "That seems like a bad--" "BUT IT HAS THE PERFECT POCKET ARRANGEMENT!"

February 05 2018

05:00
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Super Bowl Watch Party
It's going to be weird near the end of May when the screen goes blank for over 18 hours.

February 02 2018

05:00
5965 55cd 390
Chicken Pox and Name Statistics
People with all six of those names agree that it's weird that we have teeth, when you think about it for too long. Just about everyone agrees on that, except—in a still-unexplained statistical anomaly—people named "Trevor."

January 31 2018

05:00
9790 1011
Fruit Collider
The most delicious exotic fruit discovered this way is the strawberry banana. Sadly, it's only stable in puree form, so it's currently limited to yogurt and smoothies, but they're building a massive collider in Europe to search for a strawberry banana that can be eaten whole.

January 29 2018

05:00
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Campaign Fundraising Emails
The establishment doesn't take us seriously. You know who else they didn't take seriously? Hitler. I'll be like him, but a GOOD guy instead of...

January 26 2018

05:00
9899 c930 390
Night Sky
There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.

January 24 2018

05:00
9900 c1b2
Hawaii
Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.

January 22 2018

05:00
9902 0596
Scientific Paper Graph Quality
The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.

January 19 2018

05:00
9904 5408 390
The End of the Rainbow
The retina is the exposed surface of the brain, so if you think about a pot of gold while looking at a rainbow, then there's one at BOTH ends.

February 07 2018

05:00
8059 e7e2
Backpack Decisions
"This one is perfect in every way, except that for some reason it's woven from a tungsten mesh, so it weighs 85 pounds and I'll need to carry it around on a hand cart." "That seems like a bad--" "BUT IT HAS THE PERFECT POCKET ARRANGEMENT!"

February 05 2018

05:00
5962 b7c8 390
Super Bowl Watch Party
It's going to be weird near the end of May when the screen goes blank for over 18 hours.

February 02 2018

05:00
5965 55cd 390
Chicken Pox and Name Statistics
People with all six of those names agree that it's weird that we have teeth, when you think about it for too long. Just about everyone agrees on that, except—in a still-unexplained statistical anomaly—people named "Trevor."

January 31 2018

05:00
9790 1011
Fruit Collider
The most delicious exotic fruit discovered this way is the strawberry banana. Sadly, it's only stable in puree form, so it's currently limited to yogurt and smoothies, but they're building a massive collider in Europe to search for a strawberry banana that can be eaten whole.

January 29 2018

05:00
6754 c9c4 390
Campaign Fundraising Emails
The establishment doesn't take us seriously. You know who else they didn't take seriously? Hitler. I'll be like him, but a GOOD guy instead of...

January 26 2018

05:00
9899 c930 390
Night Sky
There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.

January 24 2018

05:00
9900 c1b2
Hawaii
Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.

January 22 2018

05:00
9902 0596
Scientific Paper Graph Quality
The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.

January 29 2018

05:00
6754 c9c4 390
Campaign Fundraising Emails
The establishment doesn't take us seriously. You know who else they didn't take seriously? Hitler. I'll be like him, but a GOOD guy instead of...

January 26 2018

05:00
9899 c930 390
Night Sky
There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.

January 24 2018

05:00
9900 c1b2
Hawaii
Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.
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